Fat Funny Best Jokes
Fat Puns Jokes
- Why did the butter go to therapy? It had too many emotional layers!
- What did the chubby computer say? I’ve got too many bytes!
- Why don’t fat cats need to exercise? They already have too much flab-ulousness!
- How does a hefty comedian make you laugh? With a well-rounded sense of humor!
- Why was the belt arrested? It couldn’t hold up under the pressure!
- What’s a plump potato’s favorite dance? The mashed potato, of course!
- How does a heavy raincloud stay positive? It embraces its water weight!
- Why did the pastry chef gain weight? Too many doughnut experiments!
- What do you call a large snake with a good sense of humor? Hiss-terical!
- Why was the refrigerator on a diet? It couldn’t stop binge-eating!
- How does a portly superhero save the day? With a super-sized cape-ability!
- What did the chubby bee say to the flower? “You’re my nectarine dream!”
- Why did the round pizza apply for a job? It wanted a pizza the action!
- What’s a hefty ghost’s favorite haunt? The refrigerator, where it feels most alive!
- Why did the balloon go to the gym? It wanted to be less inflated!
- What’s a plus-sized robot’s favorite snack? Microchips and dip!
- Why did the chubby cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
- What do you call a pleasantly plump tree? A cellulose sensation!
- How does a hefty detective solve mysteries? By following the breadcrumb trail!
- Why did the round clock go to therapy? It had too many ticking issues!
Fat Pickup Lines Jokes
- Are you a double-stuffed Oreo? Because one layer of sweetness isn’t enough for me.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection, and I could use some extra bandwidth.
- Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your curves.
- Are you a snack? Because you’re a whole meal, and I’m ready to feast.
- Is your nickname “Gravity”? Because you’ve got everything pulling me towards you.
- Are you a buttered popcorn? Because you’re irresistibly good, and I can’t resist reaching for more.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Because you’re sizzling like bacon on a Sunday morning.
- Are you a Rubik’s Cube? Because I can’t figure you out, but I’m enjoying the challenge.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a donut? Because I’d love to glaze over and indulge in your sweetness.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Maybe this time with a bit more swagger.
- Are you a rare Pokémon? Because catching someone like you feels like a once-in-a-lifetime encounter.
- Is your name Cinderella? Because when you walked in, time stood still, and my heart started racing.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, and I can’t find the right words to describe you.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you and need some first aid for my heart.
- Are you a moon rock? Because you’re out of this world, and I want to explore the universe with you.
- Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all day and never get tired of the plot.
- Are you a treasure map? Because I’m X marking the spot, and you’re the hidden gem I’ve been looking for.
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!
- Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile like I’m on candid camera.
Fat Charade Jokes
- Graceful Penguin Waddling
- Rolling Dough for a Giant Pizza
- Sumo Wrestling with Invisible Opponent
- Hula Hooping with Tire-sized Ring
- Bouncing on a Trampoline Made of Marshmallows
- Tightrope Walking on a Banana Peel
- Breakdancing with Gravity as the Dance Partner
- Building a Tower of Donuts
- Attempting a Cartwheel on a Waterbed
- Juggling Watermelons Like a Pro
- Zip-lining on a Chocolate Syrup Line
- Limbo Dancing under a Limbo Stick of Butter
- Shaking a Leg in a Jelly Belly Dance-off
- Playing Twister on a Slippery Soap Surface
- Synchronized Swimming in a Sea of Maple Syrup
- Swinging on a Swing Set Made of Licorice
- Doing Yoga on a Treadmill Covered in Whipped Cream
- Balancing on a Chocolate-covered Tightrope
- Dancing the Macarena with Inflated Marshmallow Hands
- Performing a Ballet on a Stage of Mashed Potatoes
Fat OneLiners Jokes
- My exercise routine consists of running late for meetings.
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
- I have a six-pack; it’s just hidden under a layer of chocolate.
- I’m not overweight; I’m under tall for my weight.
- I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode.
- I’m not fat; I’m just expanding my personality.
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
- I’m not overweight; I’m undertall.
- I’m not fat; I’m just easy to see.
- I’m not fat; I’m horizontally gifted.
- I’m not overweight; I’m just under-tall for my weight.
- I’m not chubby; I’m pre-respected.
- I’m not fat; I’m just living in high definition.
- I’m not out of shape; round is a shape.
- I’m not fat; I’m just harder to kidnap.
- I’m not overweight; I’m under-heightened gravity.
- I’m not fat; I’m pleasantly plump with extra personality.
- I’m not heavy; I’m just a gravitational force to be reckoned with.
- I’m not fat; I’m just ahead of the curve.
- I’m not chunky; I’m generously padded for comfort.
Fat Quotes Jokes
- What has curves, but never goes to the gym?
- What do you call a heavy snowman?
- Why did the refrigerator get a PhD?
- What’s a plump vampire’s favorite drink?
- Why did the belt get promoted at work?
- What did the big potato say to the little potato?
- Why did the butter break up with the bread?
- What’s a sumo wrestler’s favorite dance?
- Why did the pizza apply for a job?
- What did the chubby cat say to the treadmill?
- What’s a hamburger’s favorite type of math?
- Why did the scale go on strike?
- What do you call a pastry that’s not on a diet?
- What’s a refrigerator’s favorite game?
- Why did the cookie go to therapy?
- What’s a hippo’s favorite exercise?
- What did the cheese say during a workout?
- Why did the potato get an award?
- What’s a donut’s favorite party game?
- Why did the muffin go to the comedy club?
A chubby rainbow.
A snowchunk.
It had a lot of cool degrees.
Chunky blood smoothie.
It was holding up trousers in a tight spot.
“You’re a chip off the old block.”
It couldn’t handle the gluten.
The heavy jiggle.
It wanted to earn some extra dough.
“You’re going nowhere, fast.”
Bun-nomials.
It was tired of getting stepped on.
An unrestricted muffin.
Hide and freeze.
It was feeling crumbly inside.
Heavy-lifting.
“Gouda job!”
It was outstanding in its field.
Hole-in-one pinata.
It wanted to be a stand-up muffin.
Fat Captions Jokes
- Mime Trying to Squeeze into Skinny Jeans
- Bungee Jumping on a Trampoline Made of Marshmallows
- Tango Dancing with an Invisible Partner
- Bowling with Watermelons as Bowling Balls
- Trying to Lasso a Giant Pretzel
- Ballet Dancing with a Beach Ball as a Dance Partner
- Attempting a Headstand on a Pillow Mountain
- Breakdancing on a Slip ‘n Slide
- Hiking Uphill on a Treadmill
- Rollerblading on a Floor Covered in Bubble Wrap
- Jumping Jacks in Slow Motion
- Playing Air Guitar with a Giant Baguette
- Walking a Tightrope Made of Spaghetti
- Tap Dancing with Flippers on a Buttered Floor
- Practicing Karate with Inflatable Sumo Suits
- Doing Yoga on a Bed of Bouncy Marshmallows
- Penguin Sliding Down a Chocolate Avalanche
- Wrestling an Oversized Gummy Bear
- Skiing on a Slope Covered in Whipped Cream
- Tap Dancing on a Piano with Giant Chocolate Keys
Fat Puzzles & Riddles Jokes
- Wearing gravity as my favorite accessory.
- Living life in widescreen mode.
- Embracing my curves, angles, and snack preferences.
- Rocking the marshmallow chic look.
- My body is a canvas, and I’m the masterpiece.
- Gravity can’t hold me down; it’s just a suggestion.
- Fluent in the language of love and dessert.
- Not fat, just horizontally gifted.
- On a seafood diet: I see food, and I eat it.
- Rolling into the weekend like a happy sushi.
- Living in a world where snacks have no calories.
- My spirit animal is a well-fed panda.
- Dancing like no one’s watching (because they can’t keep up).
- Breaking records in the art of cozy.
- In a relationship with food, and it’s getting serious.
- Yoga? Oh, you mean that thing where you eat and nap in weird positions?
- Every day is a cheat day when you’re this fabulous.
- Flaunting my gravitational pull.
- Not overweight, just undertall for my weight.
- Snack goals: Achieved!
- What is always expanding but never goes on a diet?
- What is the heaviest vegetable in the world?
- What do you call someone who steals energy from their food?
- Why did the butter apply for a gym membership?
- What did one fat cell say to another?
- What’s a heavy metal musician’s favorite snack?
- Why did the cookie go to therapy?
- What exercise do lazy people do?
- How did the cheese prove it was strong?
- What do you call a round pastry that never stops talking?
- Why did the salad go to the dance party?
- What did the grape say to the refrigerator?
- Why did the pancake apply for a job?
- What’s a potato’s favorite exercise?
- Why did the hamburger break up with the french fries?
- What did one muffin say to the other?
- Why did the refrigerator go to therapy?
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- What’s a weightlifter’s favorite chocolate?
- Why was the belt arrested?
The universe.
A zucchinotaurus.
A calorie-napper.
It wanted to get churned and burn.
“We really need to stick together.”
Iron-chips.
It felt crumbled inside.
Diddly-squats.
It faced cheddar challenges.
A chatterbun.
It wanted to lettuce turnip the beet.
“Close the door, I’m dressing!”
It wanted to get stacked in life.
Couch sprints.
It needed some space.
“You’re my batter half.”
It had too many issues with commitment.
A gummy bear.
Lift-tle Snickers.
It was holding up a pair of pants.
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