Rapper Funny Best Jokes
- Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to reach the high notes!
- What did the rapper say to his computer? “Mic check, one, two, download!”
- Why did the rapper open a bakery? Because he wanted to drop some fresh beats!
- How does a rapper apologize? He drops a “sorry” track!
- Why don’t rappers ever get lost? Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Phrasing Skills)!
- What did the rapper say when he got locked out of his house? “Yo, I dropped the keys, but I’ll pick up the bars!”
- Why was the rapper a great chef? Because he always kept it saucy!
- What did the grape say to the rapper? “You’re vine!”
- Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio? Because he wanted to drop some sick lines!
- How do rappers stay cool? They hang out in the hip-hop freezer!
- Why was the rapper always calm? Because he had mad flow!
- What do you call a rapper who loves to knit? Lil’ Stitch!
- Why was the rapper always so good at math? Because he had mad “bars”!
- How did the rapper fix his jeans? With a hip-hop!
- Why did the rapper go to the dentist? To get his “phat” beats checked!
- What did the rapper say to the haters? “I got 99 problems, but you won’t be one!”
- Why was the rapper always well-rested? Because he kept dropping “zzz’s” in his tracks!
- Why was the rapper excellent at fishing? Because he knew how to drop some sick “bass”!
- What do you call a rapper who’s also a magician? Abraca-rap-dabra!
- Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? Because he wanted to find his way to the beat!
Rapper Puns Jokes
- Lil Rhyme-der
- MC Wordplay
- Flow Master Flex
- Dr. Rhyme-a-lot
- Notorious B.I.G. (Big Invention Genius)
- Snoop Loophole
- Eminem-did-it
- Cardi Key
- Jay-Zigzag
- Kanye Quest
- Missy Ellyrical
- 2Pencil
- Chance the Rhymer
- Wu-Tang Wordsmith
- Ice-Tech
- Public Rhyme-nemy
- Ghostwriterface Killah
- Queen Rhyoncé
- Logic-al Conclusion
- MC Hammer-stein
Rapper Pickup Lines Jokes
- Are you a beat? Because you’re keeping my heart in perfect rhythm.
- Girl, are you a mic? Because you make my voice sound better.
- Are you a verse? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
- Do you believe in love at first rap, or should I freestyle again?
- Are you a sample? Because you’ve been looping in my mind all day.
- Girl, are you a vinyl record? Because I want to spin you all night long.
- Are you a cipher? Because you bring out the best in me.
- Do you like collaborations? Because I think we could make beautiful music together.
- Girl, are you a studio? Because I want to spend hours perfecting our sound with you.
- Are you a hook? Because you’re catchy and I can’t get enough.
- Do you believe in flow chemistry? Because I think we have it.
- Are you a DJ? Because you’re mixing up my emotions.
- Girl, are you a concert? Because I want to sell out arenas with you.
- Are you a metaphor? Because you add depth to my lyrics.
- Do you believe in encore performances? Because one night with you won’t be enough.
- Are you a cypher? Because I want to cipher through life with you.
- Girl, are you a beat drop? Because you make everything better when you arrive.
- Are you a remix? Because you’ve taken my original track and made it better.
- Do you believe in music magic? Because I think we could create it together.
- Girl, are you a rhyme scheme? Because you’re structured, yet unpredictable, and I’m drawn to you.
Rapper Charade Jokes
- Charade: Mime holding a crown while spinning
Answer: Notorious B.I.G. - Charade: Pretend to shoot arrows with a bow
Answer: Bow Wow - Charade: Act like you’re cooking in a kitchen
Answer: Lil’ Kim - Charade: Pretend to be fishing with a rod
Answer: Reel-2-Real - Charade: Make a heart shape with your hands
Answer: 50 Cent (Fifty Cent) - Charade: Pretend to ride a horse
Answer: Lil Nas X - Charade: Mime walking on a tightrope
Answer: Chance the Rapper - Charade: Act like you’re lifting weights
Answer: Heavy D - Charade: Pretend to be a bird flapping your wings
Answer: Young Thug - Charade: Mime counting money
Answer: Cash Money Millionaires - Charade: Pretend to be typing on a keyboard
Answer: Keyshia Cole - Charade: Act like you’re dancing in a disco
Answer: MC Hammer - Charade: Mime painting on a canvas
Answer: Master P - Charade: Pretend to be a DJ scratching a turntable
Answer: DJ Khaled - Charade: Act like you’re boxing in a ring
Answer: LL Cool J - Charade: Mime holding a microphone and rapping
Answer: Eminem - Charade: Pretend to be driving a car
Answer: Ludacris - Charade: Act like you’re surfing on a wave
Answer: Wiz Khalifa - Charade: Mime holding a torch
Answer: Torch the Kid - Charade: Pretend to be playing basketball
Answer: Shaquille O’Neal (Shaquille the Rapper)
Rapper OneLiners Jokes
- “I spit rhymes so hot, they sizzle in the street, call me Asphalt Assassin.”
- “My flow’s so deep, it’s like diving into a verse ocean, call me the Submerged Serenade.”
- “I paint my lyrics on the canvas of life, creating masterpieces with every rhyme, call me the Verbal Van Gogh.”
- “I’m the architect of words, constructing skyscrapers of rhythm, call me the Verse Engineer.”
- “I drop beats like bombs, exploding minds with every bar, call me the Sonic Saboteur.”
- “My words are like bullets, piercing through ignorance, call me the Knowledge Sniper.”
- “I’m the lyrical surgeon, cutting through the noise with precision, call me the Rhyme Scalpel.”
- “I’m the rhyme wizard, casting spells with every verse, call me the Verbal Sorcerer.”
- “I flow like a river, unstoppable and wild, call me the Rhyme Rapids.”
- “I’m the rhyme alchemist, turning words into gold, call me the Verb Magician.”
- “I spit fire hotter than the sun, melting mics with every verse, call me the Inferno Emcee.”
- “My rhymes are like puzzles, each line a piece of the bigger picture, call me the Verse Architect.”
- “I’m the lyrical phoenix, rising from the ashes of silence, call me the Resurrected Rhymer.”
- “I paint the sky with words, creating constellations of rhythm, call me the Celestial Wordsmith.”
- “I’m the rhyme scientist, experimenting with sound and soul, call me the Sonic Chemist.”
- “My words are like a symphony, each verse a note in the melody of life, call me the Harmonic Poet.”
- “I’m the rhyme ninja, striking with precision and stealth, call me the Silent Samurai.”
- “I’m the lyrical architect, building bridges of understanding with every line, call me the Verse Mason.”
- “I’m the rhyme astronaut, exploring galaxies of thought, call me the Cosmic Wordslinger.”
- “My rhymes are like a storm, unleashing chaos with every bar, call me the Tempest Poet.”
- “I’m the verbal warrior, battling ignorance with every verse, call me the Rhyme Crusader.”
Rapper Quotes Jokes
- “I spit rhymes hotter than the sun, my flow’s like solar flares, leaving haters in despair.”
- “My words are bullets, my mic’s a gun, when I pull the trigger, heads start to run.”
- “I’m the architect of my own destiny, building empires with every verse I decree.”
- “Life’s a chess game, and I’m the grandmaster, making moves so smooth, they call me the rhyme pastor.”
- “In a world full of noise, I’m the signal, cutting through the static with bars that are pivotal.”
- “I paint pictures with words, my verses are the canvas, creating masterpieces, leaving crowds in a trance.”
- “I’m not just a rapper, I’m a lyrical surgeon, slicing through beats with precision, leaving minds emergin’.”
- “My flow’s like a tornado, tearing through the scene, leaving destruction in its wake, reigning supreme.”
- “I’m the maestro of the mic, conducting symphonies of sound, orchestrating greatness, leaving competitors astound.”
- “I don’t follow trends, I set them, blazing trails with rhymes that transcend.”
- “I’m not here to fit in, I’m here to stand out, with lyrics so potent, they leave no doubt.”
- “My rhymes are like potions, curing souls with each verse, spreading love and wisdom, it’s a lyrical universe.”
- “I’m a wordsmith, bending language to my will, crafting verses that give listeners a thrill.”
- “I’m not in it for the fame, I’m in it for the art, pouring my heart into every line, that’s where I start.”
- “I’m the voice of the streets, speaking truths that resonate, shedding light on the struggles, overcoming fate.”
- “My flow’s like a river, unstoppable and free, carving paths through obstacles, that’s the key.”
- “I’m a lyrical phoenix, rising from the ashes, overcoming challenges, turning dreams into smashes.”
- “I’m the embodiment of resilience, turning setbacks into victories, with rhymes that defy all boundaries.”
- “I’m not here to conform, I’m here to disrupt, with verses so raw, they make the haters erupt.”
- “I’m a lyrical alchemist, turning words into gold, spinning tales of triumph, stories untold.”
Rapper Captions Jokes
- Microphone magician, rhymes sparking in my ignition.
- Spitting fire like a dragon, my flow never laggin’.
- From the streets to the beats, I’m the lyrical elite.
- Pen game sharper than a dagger, lyrics cut deeper than a stagger.
- Rhyme architect, constructing bars with intellect.
- Flow so smooth, it’s like butter on toast.
- Wordsmith wizard, casting spells with every verse.
- Beat surgeon, slicing through rhythms with precision.
- Verse virtuoso, painting pictures with prose.
- Lyrically gifted, my words leave minds shifted.
- Rap game innovator, breaking boundaries like a detonator.
- Mic controller, turning stages into supernovas.
- Flow sculptor, molding rhymes like clay.
- Rhyme renegade, forging paths where none have strayed.
- Bar technician, crafting lines with surgical precision.
- Verbal alchemist, turning words into gold.
- Beat conductor, orchestrating symphonies of sound.
- Lyric luminary, shining bright in the rap galaxy.
- Flow architect, constructing towers of rhyme.
- Rap sorcerer, weaving spells with every line.
Rapper Puzzles & Riddles Jokes
- What do you get when you mix a canine with rhymes?
Answer: Snoop Dogg - Which rapper is always in a hurry?
Answer: Busta Rhymes - Who’s the rapper that’s also a card game?
Answer: 50 Cent - Which rapper is also a type of energy?
Answer: Lil Watt - What rapper can you find in a toolbox?
Answer: MC Hammer - Which rapper loves to hit the slopes?
Answer: Ice Cube - Who’s the rapper that’s always at the bank?
Answer: Cash Money - What’s a rapper’s favorite type of weather?
Answer: Chance the Rapper - Which rapper is also a body of water?
Answer: Drake - Who’s the rapper that’s also a mode of transportation?
Answer: Ludacris - What rapper is synonymous with royalty?
Answer: Queen Latifah - Which rapper is also a popular cooking spice?
Answer: Salt-N-Pepa - What do you call a rapper who’s also a type of cheese?
Answer: Brie-Yonce - Which rapper is always on time?
Answer: Timbaland - What rapper is synonymous with a famous inventor?
Answer: Nikola RZA - Who’s the rapper that’s always looking sharp?
Answer: Kanye West - Which rapper is also a type of flower?
Answer: Lil Wayne - What do you call a rapper who’s also a celestial body?
Answer: Star-Child Gambino - Who’s the rapper that’s also a piece of furniture?
Answer: Chair the Rapper - What rapper is also a unit of measurement?
Answer: Metric Milli
- What’s a rapper’s favorite type of footwear?
Answer: Rhyme Boots - Who’s the rapper that can’t stop baking?
Answer: Doughboy Slim - What do you call a rapper who’s also a magician?
Answer: Abraca-dab-bra - Which rapper never gets lost?
Answer: GPSizzle - Who’s the rapper that’s always in fashion?
Answer: Trendy MC - What do you call a rapper with a sweet tooth?
Answer: Candy Wrapper - Which rapper is also a gardener?
Answer: Lil’ Sprout - Who’s the rapper that’s a master at puzzles?
Answer: Jigsaw Rhyme - What’s the rapper’s favorite drink?
Answer: Mocha Latte - Who’s the rapper with the most electric flow?
Answer: Amped Up - Which rapper is also a chef?
Answer: Culinary MC - What do you call a rapper who’s a neat freak?
Answer: Mr. Clean Verse - Who’s the rapper that’s always ready to play?
Answer: Game Boy G - What do you call a rapper with a green thumb?
Answer: Garden Groove - Which rapper is also a weather forecaster?
Answer: Meteor MC - Who’s the rapper that’s a master of disguise?
Answer: Camo Flow - What do you call a rapper who’s also a tailor?
Answer: Stitch Rhyme - Who’s the rapper that’s also a mathematician?
Answer: Algebraic Verse - What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Answer: Mic Drops - Who’s the rapper that’s always on time?
Answer: Clockwork MC
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