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Setup Funny Best Jokes

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
4. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
5. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
7. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
11. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
12. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
13. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
14. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hey, bud!”
15. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
16. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
17. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
18. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
19. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
20. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!

Setup Puns Jokes

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
3. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hey, bud!”
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
7. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
8. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
9. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
11. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
12. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
13. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
16. What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt!”
17. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
18. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
19. Why did the clock go to the principal’s office? For tocking too much!
20. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Setup Pickup Lines Jokes

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
3. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
6. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!
9. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
10. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
11. Do you have a twin? Because you’re twice as nice as anyone else I’ve met.
12. Do you know what would look great on you? Me.
13. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
14. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
15. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
16. Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we match again?
17. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
18. Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
19. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
20. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Setup Charade Jokes

1. Charade: (Pantomime brushing teeth)
   Answer: Toothbrush
2. Charade: (Pantomime digging with a shovel)
   Answer: Gardening
3. Charade: (Pantomime blowing up a balloon)
   Answer: Inflating
4. Charade: (Pantomime holding an umbrella)
   Answer: Raincoat
5. Charade: (Pantomime playing a guitar)
   Answer: Musician
6. Charade: (Pantomime riding a bicycle)
   Answer: Cyclist
7. Charade: (Pantomime cooking on a stove)
   Answer: Chef
8. Charade: (Pantomime pretending to swim)
   Answer: Swimmer
9. Charade: (Pantomime painting a picture)
   Answer: Artist
10. Charade: (Pantomime typing on a keyboard)
    Answer: Typist
11. Charade: (Pantomime lifting weights)
    Answer: Bodybuilder
12. Charade: (Pantomime blowing out candles)
    Answer: Birthday
13. Charade: (Pantomime pretending to fly)
    Answer: Pilot
14. Charade: (Pantomime holding a microphone)
    Answer: Singer
15. Charade: (Pantomime writing with a pen)
    Answer: Writer
16. Charade: (Pantomime cutting hair with scissors)
    Answer: Barber
17. Charade: (Pantomime delivering mail)
    Answer: Mailman
18. Charade: (Pantomime driving a car)
    Answer: Driver
19. Charade: (Pantomime sewing with a needle and thread)
    Answer: Seamstress
20. Charade: (Pantomime playing soccer)
    Answer: Soccer player

Setup OneLiners Jokes

1. I told my computer I needed a break, now it’s taking a second to process.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down.
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. My cat is so lazy, she thinks “meow” means “more sleep.”
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. I’m writing a novel about a pencil with a dark past, it’s quite a twisty tale.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
10. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
11. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
12. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
13. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
14. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
15. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. I’m trying to write a novel, but I’m stuck on the first chapter. It’s a real cliffhanger.
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
19. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
20. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!

Setup Quotes Jokes

1. “Life is like a camera. Focus on the good moments, capture the beauty, and develop from the negatives.”
2. “In the garden of life, bloom where you’re planted and let your uniqueness be your fragrance.”
3. “Embrace the storm, for it teaches the flowers to dance in the rain.”
4. “Be the spark that ignites the dark, for even in the dimmest of places, light finds a way.”
5. “Success is not the destination but the journey of realizing your potential and surpassing it.”
6. “In a world full of copycats, dare to be the masterpiece.”
7. “Like a book, each chapter of life holds its own lessons. Embrace them, for they write the story of your soul.”
8. “In the symphony of existence, play your own melody and let your heart be the conductor.”
9. “Dreams are the whispers of the soul. Listen closely and let them guide you to your destiny.”
10. “Life’s palette is vast and varied. Paint your moments with the colors of passion, love, and adventure.”
11. “Cherish the moments that take your breath away, for they are the heartbeat of life.”
12. “In the dance of existence, be the rhythm that sets the world in motion.”
13. “The stars may guide, but it’s your inner compass that charts the course of your journey.”
14. “Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, let your setbacks fuel your ascent to greatness.”
15. “In the tapestry of time, every thread holds significance. Weave your story with purpose and intention.”
16. “Life is a canvas, and each day is a brushstroke. Paint boldly and without fear of imperfection.”
17. “In the garden of dreams, sow seeds of ambition and watch as they blossom into reality.”
18. “In the symphony of existence, may your laughter be the sweetest melody and your kindness the most beautiful harmony.”
19. “Like a river carving its path through the mountains, let your determination carve a path to your dreams.”
20. “In the kaleidoscope of life, find beauty in every twist and turn, for therein lies the magic of existence.”

Setup Captions Jokes

1. Embrace the chaos and find your calm within.
2. Lost in the colors of the sunset, found in the beauty of the moment.
3. Adventure awaits beyond the horizon.
4. Life is a journey, not a destination.
5. Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.
6. Find joy in the ordinary moments.
7. Let your smile be your compass.
8. Wander often, wonder always.
9. Chase the sun and dance in the rain.
10. Life is short, make it sweet.
11. Collect moments, not things.
12. Live in the moment, love in every breath.
13. Find beauty in the little things.
14. Follow your heart and it will lead you to magical places.
15. Make memories that make your heart smile.
16. Believe in your dreams and they will believe in you.
17. Live boldly, love deeply, laugh often.
18. Let your soul shine brighter than the stars.
19. Adventure is out there, go find it.
20. Be the reason someone smiles today.

Setup Puzzles & Riddles Jokes

1. Puzzle: I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I?
   Answer: Pencil lead
2. Puzzle: What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water?
   Answer: A map
3. Puzzle: I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
   Answer: An echo
4. Puzzle: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
   Answer: Footsteps
5. Puzzle: I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
   Answer: Fire
6. Puzzle: What has keys but can’t open locks?
   Answer: A piano
7. Puzzle: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I?
   Answer: Breath
8. Puzzle: What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
   Answer: Silence
9. Puzzle: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
   Answer: A penny
10. Puzzle: I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
    Answer: Fire
11. Puzzle: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
    Answer: The letter ‘M’
12. Puzzle: The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
    Answer: Darkness
13. Puzzle: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
    Answer: A stamp
14. Puzzle: What has a neck but no head?
    Answer: A bottle
15. Puzzle: I start with an ‘e’, end with an ‘e’, and contain one letter, but I’m not the letter ‘e’. What am I?
    Answer: An envelope
16. Puzzle: What is full of holes but still holds water?
    Answer: A sponge
17. Puzzle: What has keys but open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter, but not go inside?
    Answer: Keyboard
18. Puzzle: I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
    Answer: A map
19. Puzzle: What has a bottom at the top?
    Answer: Your legs
20. Puzzle: What can be cracked, made, told, and played?
    Answer: A joke
21. Puzzle: What has keys but can’t open locks?
    Answer: A piano

1. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I? (Answer: An echo)
2. I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost every person. What am I? (Answer: Pencil lead)
3. I have keys but open no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I? (Answer: Keyboard)
4. I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I? (Answer: A joke)
5. I can fly without wings, cry without eyes. Every place I visit, darkness dies. What am I? (Answer: Sunlight)
6. I’m not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? (Answer: Fire)
7. I am always hungry, I must always be fed. The finger I touch will soon turn red. What am I? (Answer: Fire)
8. I can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see. What am I? (Answer: Television)
9. I am not alive, but I can grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? (Answer: Fire)
10. I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I? (Answer: Breath)
11. I am always in front of you but can’t be seen. What am I? (Answer: The future)
12. I have keys but open no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I? (Answer: Keyboard)
13. I am not alive, but I can grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? (Answer: Fire)
14. What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and rivers, but no water? (Answer: A map)
15. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I? (Answer: An echo)
16. I have keys but open no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I? (Answer: Keyboard)
17. What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? (Answer: A penny)
18. I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I? (Answer: A joke)
19. I can fly without wings, cry without eyes. Every place I visit, darkness dies. What am I? (Answer: Sunlight)
20. I’m not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? (Answer: Fire)

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