Troll Funny Best Jokes
- Why don’t trolls ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re the size of a mountain!
- What’s a troll’s favorite type of math? “Rock”onomics!
- Why did the troll bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were “over the top”!
- How do trolls keep their hair looking so wild? They use a “rock”et-powered hairdryer!
- Why don’t trolls ever win at poker? Because they can’t resist showing their “stone” cold hands!
- What’s a troll’s favorite dessert? “Rock”y road ice cream!
- Why did the troll bring a shovel to the beach? Because he heard there was buried “treasure” under the sand!
- How do trolls stay in shape? They do “rock” climbing every day!
- Why did the troll become a musician? Because he wanted to rock and troll all night!
- What do you call a troll who’s always cranky? A “grumpy” rock!
- Why did the troll go to school? To get a degree in “boulder” studies!
- What’s a troll’s favorite hobby? “Rock” collecting, of course!
- Why did the troll bring a spoon to the concert? Because he heard the music was “rocking”!
- What’s a troll’s favorite mode of transportation? A “rock-et” ship!
- Why did the troll go to the art museum? To admire the “rock” sculptures!
- What’s a troll’s favorite game? “Rock, paper, scissors” but they always choose “rock”!
- Why don’t trolls ever get lost? Because they always follow the “rock” road!
- What’s a troll’s favorite type of sandwich? A “gravel” sandwich!
- Why did the troll go to the gym? To work on his “rock” hard abs!
- What did the troll say to the geologist? “You rock!”
Troll Puns Jokes
- Why did the troll bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the high shelf!
- What did the troll say when asked why he always carries a pen? “For drawing attention to myself!”
- How did the troll react when he lost his wallet? He went berserk and started looking under every bridge!
- Why did the troll refuse to play cards with the other mythical creatures? He was afraid of getting troll-ed!
- Why was the troll always asked to lead the marching band? Because he had a great sense of troll tempo!
- How does a troll answer the phone? “Troll-o, who’s calling?”
- Why did the troll bring a map to the maze? Because he wanted to “troll” the right path!
- What’s a troll’s favorite type of music? Rock and troll!
- Why did the troll get kicked out of the party? He kept making “under the bridge” jokes!
- Why don’t trolls ever get lost? Because they always follow the troll-made paths!
- What did the troll say when he won the lottery? “Time to upgrade from under the bridge living!”
- Why did the troll become a chef? Because he loved making “troll” cakes!
- What did the troll say when he was accused of being too blunt? “Hey, I’m just being troll-y honest!”
- Why did the troll start a gardening business? Because he loved tending to his “troll-ips”!
- What do you call a troll who loves to dance? A troll-a-rocker!
- Why was the troll so good at solving riddles? Because he always had a “troll” up his sleeve!
- What’s a troll’s favorite dessert? Troll-entine’s Day cake!
- Why did the troll open a gym under the bridge? Because he wanted to help others “troll” their way to fitness!
- What did the troll say when asked about his favorite superhero? “The Incredible Troll!”
- Why did the troll bring a clock to the party? Because he wanted to show off his “troll”-ent management skills!
Troll Pickup Lines Jokes
Troll Charade Jokes
- Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a teapot)
Answer: Teapot - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to juggle invisible balls)
Answer: Juggling - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a human fountain)
Answer: Fountain - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a broken robot)
Answer: Robot - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a melting ice cream cone)
Answer: Ice cream - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a tree swaying in the wind)
Answer: Tree - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a ticking time bomb)
Answer: Bomb - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a fish out of water)
Answer: Fish - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a disco dancer)
Answer: Disco - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a kangaroo hopping)
Answer: Kangaroo - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a snail leaving a slimy trail)
Answer: Snail - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a ghost floating)
Answer: Ghost - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a fire-breathing dragon)
Answer: Dragon - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a ninja sneaking around)
Answer: Ninja - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a volcano erupting)
Answer: Volcano - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a helicopter flying)
Answer: Helicopter - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a rocket blasting off)
Answer: Rocket - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a zombie walking)
Answer: Zombie - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a spider crawling)
Answer: Spider - Charade: (Pantomime pretending to be a cow mooing)
Answer: Cow
Troll OneLiners Jokes
- Why did the troll bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
- What did the troll say to the computer? “You’ve got too many bytes, time to go on a diet!”
- Why did the troll bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
- How does a troll apologize? “I’m sorry, but you’re just not as funny as me.”
- Why did the troll bring a mirror to the restaurant? So it could see a reflection of its appetite!
- What did the troll say to the banana? “You really appeal to me.”
- Why did the troll become a gardener? Because it wanted to grow on people!
- How does a troll answer the phone? “Who’s calling, and why aren’t you telling me a joke?”
- Why did the troll bring a bag of frozen peas to the comedy show? For the knee-slappers!
- What did the troll say when it crossed the road? “Why are you following me, chicken?”
- Why did the troll become a chef? Because it loved stirring up trouble!
- How does a troll end a conversation? “Enough about you, let’s talk about me.”
- Why did the troll bring a ladder to the soccer game? It heard the match was up in the air!
- What did the troll say to the sandwich? “You’re the breadwinner in this relationship.”
- Why did the troll apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to make some dough!
- How does a troll celebrate Valentine’s Day? By loving itself more than anyone else could!
- Why did the troll bring a map to the music concert? It wanted to find the right notes!
- What did the troll say to the tree? “Stop barking up the wrong forest.”
- Why did the troll go to school? To sharpen its wit and its pencils!
- How does a troll make tea? It dunks itself in hot water and stirs up trouble!
Troll Quotes Jokes
- “Why walk when you can trip gracefully?”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
- “I’m not lost, I’m just exploring alternative routes.”
- “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just giving you a chance to miss me.”
- “I’m not procrastinating, I’m strategically delaying success.”
- “I’m not a pessimist, I’m just an optimist with experience.”
- “I’m not a troublemaker, I’m a creative problem seeker.”
- “I’m not disorganized, I’m just embracing organized chaos.”
- “I’m not being difficult, I’m just challenging your flexibility.”
- “I’m not late, I’m fashionably early for the next time zone.”
- “I’m not short, I’m just vertically efficient.”
- “I’m not stubborn, I’m just committed to my opinions.”
- “I’m not a quitter, I’m a strategic withdrawal specialist.”
- “I’m not clumsy, I’m just doing impromptu performance art.”
- “I’m not overdressed, I’m just perpetually ready for a red carpet moment.”
- “I’m not forgetful, I’m just providing opportunities for reminders.”
- “I’m not avoiding responsibilities, I’m just on a quest for spontaneity.”
- “I’m not indecisive, I’m just exploring all the possibilities.”
- “I’m not a dreamer, I’m a reality architect.”
- “I’m not uninspired, I’m just waiting for the muse to upgrade its internet connection.”
Troll Captions Jokes
- “Just casually saving the world, one nap at a time.”
- “Dressed to impress…my couch.”
- “Living my best life: in pajamas.”
- “When life gives you lemons, trade them for chocolate.”
- “Procrastination level: expert.”
- “Trying to adult, but my blanket fort game is strong.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.”
- “My bed is my happy place, and I’m its loyal subject.”
- “Slaying dragons in my dreams since forever.”
- “Eating snacks and pretending I have my life together.”
- “Not all who wander are lost, some are just looking for snacks.”
- “I put the ‘pro’ in ‘procrastination’.”
- “Fighting crime with my superpower: sarcasm.”
- “Sorry, I can’t adult today. Try again tomorrow.”
- “Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee and questionable life choices.”
- “I’m not avoiding responsibilities, I’m multitasking by doing nothing.”
- “Life is short, eat dessert first…and then maybe do something productive.”
- “I may not have it all together, but at least my Netflix queue is organized.”
- “I don’t always sleep, but when I do, it’s for an absurdly long time.”
- “Who needs a social life when you have Wi-Fi and delivery food?”
Troll Puzzles & Riddles Jokes
- Puzzle: I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?
Answer: An echo. - Puzzle: What has keys but can’t open locks, and space but no room?
Answer: A keyboard. - Puzzle: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps. - Puzzle: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for much longer than a minute. What am I?
Answer: Breath. - Puzzle: What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age. - Puzzle: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter ‘M’. - Puzzle: What has a neck but no head?
Answer: A bottle. - Puzzle: I’m not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Answer: Fire. - Puzzle: I’m not alive, but I can die. I’m not solid, but I can drip. What am I?
Answer: Time. - Puzzle: What comes once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Answer: The letter ‘E’. - Puzzle: What has one eye but can’t see?
Answer: A needle. - Puzzle: What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
Answer: A piano. - Puzzle: What has cities but no houses, rivers but no water, and forests but no trees?
Answer: A map. - Puzzle: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Answer: A candle. - Puzzle: The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps. - Puzzle: What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?
Answer: Your name. - Puzzle: I’m always hungry, I must always be fed, the finger I touch, will soon turn red. What am I?
Answer: Fire. - Puzzle: I can fly without wings, cry without eyes. Every place I visit, darkness follows after. What am I?
Answer: Clouds. - Puzzle: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Answer: A penny. - Puzzle: What has keys but can’t open locks, and rooms but no walls?
Answer: A computer keyboard.
- What has keys but can’t open locks? A piano.
- What gets wetter as it dries? A towel.
- What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? A stamp.
- What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin.
- What has eyes but can’t see? A potato.
- What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? The letter ‘M’.
- What belongs to you but is used more by others? Your name.
- What has a neck but no head? A bottle.
- What is full of holes but still holds water? A sponge.
- What can you catch but not throw? A cold.
- What has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps? A river.
- What has many keys but can’t open a single lock? A computer keyboard.
- What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only contains one letter? An envelope.
- What has cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water? A map.
- What has legs but can’t walk? A table.
- What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A penny.
- What can you break without touching it? A promise.
- What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Silence.
- What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands? Your breath.
- What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps? A river.
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